bean counter 

a banker or accountant

Though he was a simple bean counter, he really thought he needed some form of self-defense so he decided he wanted to learn Kung-Fu.

bean counter by Light Joker January 7, 2005

bean type-R

Funny vehicles that people tend to try to modify for looks and performance, but all they get is a POS. Most of the common cars that people tend to modify are oldschool 87-89 honda civics,accords, saturns and chevy astro vans,

HAHA dude check out that civic: Bean type-R!

bean type-R by Mpressive August 15, 2007

bean play

noun, When someone takes their fingers and gently fondles your nads in a soft, caressing manner.

When i go to the massage parlor, i always ask the nice Korean lady to go "extra soft," so she would proceed to give me some bean play.

bean play by Rhett Perry January 4, 2008

Bean Blender

The act of gripping a woman's clitoris, or bean, between your thumb and index finger and twisting. The is the vaginal equivalent of a titty twister.

I finally got Alissa back last night with a mean bean blender!

Bean Blender by amtS13 March 24, 2011

Bean Flickr 

A collection of material used as an visual aid during masturbation for a female.

"Wow girls did you see that man? He is going into my Bean Flickr"

Bean Flickr by Kiersuk January 28, 2012

bean seal

A bean seal is a person who wears a hoodie with a tight hood, thus making the person look like a bean or a seal. The hood may also be pulled tight on a looser hood to produce the same effect.
To bean seal or 'pulling a bean seal' can also be used as a verb.
Bean sealing is the practice of wearing a hoodie with a tight hood.

e.g. Friend 1: "Aw mate! My hair look terrible today" Friend 2: "Looks like you're gonna have to bean seal!"

bean seal by Hoothoot131 June 22, 2012

Bean Nut Butter 

That mixture of semen and lady juice found round the base of your cock after sexual intercourse.

Matty J: Hey Deano, you busy mate? I fancy some Bean Nut Butter!

Deano: Mate, you need a vagina for that shit.

Matty J: Yeah, I know, but you're so hot I want to try it anyway. Just chalk it down as practice. Now get your ass out.

Deano: For fuck sake Matty J, you really are the biggest queer I've met in my life. Just be gentle.

Bean Nut Butter by BruffandConlon September 4, 2013