The opposite of cool beans. Used to describe something in the sense of difficult. A slang for tough luck.
by Kriskirby December 11, 2018
Get the tough beansmug. J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014
Get the J-beaningmug. When a dude explodes a chunky nut on a girls clit then spreads it out to produce an evenly coated glaze like shine. Also a great taco sauce!
by SoNoFsAm6669 April 14, 2019
Get the Bean glazemug. Sam: Hey Matt, I just overclocked my CPU to 3GHz!
Matt: What you chatting beans for, kid?
Sam: Lostprophets are well emo nowadays.
John: Quit chatting beans you douche bag.
Matt: What you chatting beans for, kid?
Sam: Lostprophets are well emo nowadays.
John: Quit chatting beans you douche bag.
by Sooonniiic X January 20, 2009
Get the chatting beansmug. Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially inappropriate. Will quote random memes at the worst times.
You: Did you remember that weird guy from the bar last night?
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure
by ShaneChrisman6969 June 27, 2019
Get the Bean a Chrismanmug. Oral stimulation of the clitoris.
The girls discovered bean worship during their sleepover.
Carol loves oral so she makes Roger do a little bean worship every night.
Carol loves oral so she makes Roger do a little bean worship every night.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017
Get the Bean Worshipmug. Commonly used to describe the explosive diarrhea one experiences from bad Mexican food (ie. Taco Bell).
by mmmmmbags January 9, 2015
Get the Bean Assmug.