Bathroom blindness

The temporary blindness you get when entering the bathroom after you've just woken up

"I knocked down the soap in a fit of bathroom blindness"

by fatttt December 10, 2016

womens bathroom

The most supportive positive place a woman can go with no judgement .usually gone to in pairs.

I’m feeling really sad can we go to the womens bathroom together

by Kenziee2 November 11, 2022

airplane bathroom

A codeword the U.S military says when they are pulling out of operation territory and they are air-striking all of the bathrooms.

*clik* Airplane Bathroom!, repeat, Airplane Bathroom!*clik*

by EenBeen June 13, 2020

Bathroom Brotherhood

When you're taking a fat one in the stall and a loud noise comes out of your ass and the person in the next stall says "Nice".

Person 1: Aaaah *Ass creates unearthly sound*
Person 2: Nice.
Person 1: Glad to see the bathroom brotherhood still exists.

by DarkestTrack27 May 14, 2018

Pool Bathroom

A place to have sex.

A place to pee, if you haven't gone in the pool yet.

He was tappin that in the pool bathroom.

by dormanbabyy2010 June 18, 2008

bathroom stuff

Bathroom stuff is anything that has to do with things you do in the bathroom. This includes any and all bathroom business including showering, and the other gross stuff. This also includes making f*rting noises or p*eing sounds over the phone.

“Hey, I’m gonna go take a dump brb”
“NO BATHROOM STUFF!!!”

by BigBacon24 June 10, 2024

bathroom kid

Those friends your friend is always talking about. Excellent rump-shakers, classified by their amazing black accents and coolness. If too many bathroom kids are in one place, it could possibly tear a hole in the universe.

Oh my god Courtney, I think her Bathroom Kids are gonna be at that party.

by chad is hot January 7, 2009