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Strawberry Alarm Clock

When your girls alarm clock goes off way to early, so you punch her in the nose and then make it up to her by jizzing on her face.
It was 4:30am and my girlfriends alarm clock was going off non stop so I gave her a strawberry alarm clock, that woke her up.
by Steven11242 March 26, 2011
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Lunk Alarm

The lunk who wrote this "definition" is so insecure that he needs to complain about a place that's safe for people who may just be getting the nerve up to begin. It looks like he's more interested in that $10 than the wellbeing of others. Nice.
The lunk alarm sounded when that guy clicked the SUBMIT button.
by MiSC-en-Scène January 8, 2016
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Bosnian alarm clock

When two guys are having gay phone sex through masturbation and they discipline their wanks so they can come at exactly the same time
Tom Cruise is definitely not gay, so he would not be a fan of Bosnian alarm clocks
by Sullivanus Maximus July 29, 2011
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alartsma

A type of taco with a machine gun attatched
I just had a alartsma
by spyrl November 8, 2003
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3 am alarm clock

when the police in Newark change shifts thats when most niggers shoot off their guns at each other because there are less officers out on patrol.
Person 1: Hey man aren't you going to set your alarm we have to wake up at three to catch out flight.

Person 2: Nah we have niggers for that, haven't you heard of the 3 am alarm clock?
by Zerkiahh October 27, 2011
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Alarial

Alarial used when you want to stab someone in the eye over the internet. Could also be used to describe a homo hobo.
Oh crap, I got a kernel panic! I'd alarial linus torvalds for this.

ex2: New york has an alarial on every friggin corner!
by Techdeckz0r May 2, 2009
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three alarm pants

super long shorts that go all the way down to your anclkes often worn with the waist bands below the ass
by the shadymilkman July 7, 2003
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