4th august birthday

if ur birthday is the 4th of august that makes u the best person in the world and ur better than everyone else

4th august birthday defined people be like:
bald person: '22nd december is better then every other birthday'

best person: 'im born on 4th august so that makes me better automatically'

bald person: 'omg im so sorry im a furry and i must bow down to u'

by bigmusclessotall September 18, 2021

August 16th

If you are born on August 16th you have a massive cock and can make a girl squirt like a pornstar with it.
You are the one of the most sexy people on Earth

Rose: ohhh fuck me that guy's birthday on August 16th made my pussy dripping wet
Selina: He made me squirt so hard in bed last night and i soaked the bed sheets
Holly: I'm so glad he is my boyfriend because he is amazing in bed

by No1shaager November 1, 2019

August 17th

They best day of the year. When all goats are born. Lil pump the goat was born on this day

“Hey you guys know CJ was born in August 17th”
“Yeah totally why he’s the goat”

by Shamman October 16, 2019

August 20th

A birthday at the end of the astrological sign of Leo but before Virgo officially begins. People born on this day often exhibit personality traits similar to Virgos. They are likely to be perfectionists.

She was born on August 20th? No wonder she acts like a Virgo.

by SillyDuckie May 10, 2009

August 9

Who ever is born on this day is a mad player, they usually get all the hoes.

“He was born on august 9th, no wonder he’s dating 3 people.”

by 420Chandler420 October 17, 2019

August 2

This day is Thicc Boi and awesome people yeet ugly noobs and everybody that is born on this date then they get hot girl friends

O my lord we should not fuck with him he is born on August 2

by DickHead43 November 6, 2019

St. Augustine Prep

The best school in South Jersey. 2007 undefeated state champions in Ice Hockey and Swimming, and also 2007 state champions in Tennis. Also home to the Richland Rowdies, the most dominating, die-hard, feared fans ever to hit New Jersey high school sports.

St. Augustine Prep kicked the shit out of Bishop Useless in hockey and everyother sport this year. Especially hockey. 23-0.

by richland rowdie July 1, 2007