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Assdelayuncalibrizhimers

Dementia, D: words are not to be trusted alone.
A medical descriptor for those, that appear to be missing something, conditionally Assdelayuncalibrizhimers. Also a level one hundred cheat code.
by Johnnie Smoke March 6, 2026
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assad

handsome ass dude. good at every game fr. peak human!
yooooo, its assad what a guy!
by omg your mom May 24, 2025
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Assad Numbers

Winning by a large margin to the point that it seems fraudulent. Often used in the context of elections.
Dude, he won that election 30 points. Those are Assad Numbers
by storminausti July 16, 2025
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ASSECMIPHY

Pronounced: ah-seck-MIH-fee
Origin: Asexual + Comfort + -phy (from philia, meaning love/fondness)

Assecmiphy is a deeply personal form of love that transcends traditional categories like romantic, platonic, familial, or sexual. It is characterized by intense emotional attachment, obsession, and comfort-driven affection—often including desires for closeness, like hugging or kissing—without sexual attraction or desire whatsoever.

This kind of love often arises in people who experience sexual confusion, trauma-based aversion to intimacy, or deep emotional sensitivity. It's a secure, nurturing connection made whole in absence of lust or classification. While common among those navigating discomfort with sexuality, it’s not exclusive—some feel assecmiphy simply because their love centers on closeness, not labels.

✨ This is a love with no label. Just truth.
✨ Coined by Muhamud Shaheer, 2025.
I don’t love him romantically or sexually—what I feel is pure Assecmiphy: a deep, obsessive comfort that fills my heart without needing labels or lust.
by Yourskritt July 30, 2025
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cabby arsed

I was going to put up the new photos, but I cabby arsed right now.
by Open Face Surgery August 22, 2006
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Rat-Arsed

Extremely drunk, also used as a substitution for the word 'bothered'.
"Ah got so rat arsed last nigh' ah could barely see mah feet!"

"I'll talk to you before school tomorrow morning if I can be rat-arsed to get up on time."
by Canonboyo April 2, 2013
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Cat-arsed

When your plan is slightly squashed but not going terribly wrong.

(In America it's called 'cat-assed', but that doesn't make any sense as it has nothing to do with donkeys.)
"I was going to Tainan this weekend but my plan got cat-arsed so I had to cancel it."
"Meow."
by Tom Joseph July 12, 2016
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