alaskan octopussy

The Alaskan octopussy is when the man takes everyone of his arms, legs, penis,head,etc. and shoves them all in to the pussy creating the octopussy

"wow i couldsure have my pussy slammed rite now"
"try the alaskan octopussy you bitch"

by iTz ThE SuPaMaN February 21, 2009

Alaskan Corn Husker

When one person is giving a handjob to two guys and then right before they get off the person puts it in their nose, snorts it, and then swallows

Dude i'm soar from that Alaskan Corn Husker the otehr night

by Sean-Bon June 27, 2008

Alaskan Umbrella

when two lovers are having sexual intercourse, the male cums inside of a condom. Then takes it and puts it in the freezer. Then, the next morning, he takes it out and wakes the female up with it by slapping her across the face with the frozen jizzum condom

Susie: What's that mark on your face from jill?

Jill: I got an Alaskan Umbrella this morning.

Susie: Jon's is such a great boyfriend.

Jill: Word.

by 3 Losers March 24, 2009

Alaskan Firedragon

When a guy is plowing a chick and he pisses in her pussy

Damn...Jack gave me an Alaskan Firedragon last night. I had piss dripping from me for hours!

by Perversion Conversion February 21, 2012

Alaskan Thunderfuck

Sarah Palin's former nickname on the basketball court. Derived from the fact that she hosted wild, out-of-control home orgies at the time.

"Next quarter plant yourself in front of the net, Alaskan Thunderfuck!" - as stated on the b-ball court

"Don't be hoggin' the ball(s), A.T." - as stated at both the orgies and the b-ball games

by XF42 August 6, 2009

Alaskan Firecracker

When a girl is on her menstral cycle and she fills a condom with blood. Freezez it and then uses it as a dildo. Then eats the frozen blood afterwords

Wow, you know Tray watched his sister make an Alaskan Firecracker? How sick!

by Thatoneguy401 January 22, 2011

Alaskan Terd Nugget

When a man shits in a womans vagina and then when engadged in sex she queefs it on his dick. He then slaps her on the cheek with his erect penis, leaving a dark line.

I gave that girl a nice Alaskan Terd Nugget last night. She looked like a freak today with that black and blue.

by Achmed Badalandabad February 12, 2008