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Alan

Alan is a very emotionally gentle person. He’s is known for being quit. Once you get to know him you fall in love with his down to earth personality. Alan is known for being a freak in the sheets! But he is a scared person when it comes to relationships because of his past, don’t let that hold him back and if you ever get an Alan never lose him. It would be the worst mistake of your life. Alan is a great person, and will always want to be around the person he loves. Alan has a dark past and doesn’t like to see other bothering what’s his. Once you get an Alan you’ll never want to let him go.
Look there’s Alan in the hoodie
by Ivanleee11 July 21, 2021
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Alan Li

This word is often used as a compliment to define someone of high sigma grimace Ohio fanum rizz.
Alan Li: Ohio rizz sigma fanum tax skibidi edge ohio grimace shake alabama💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀(❁´◡`❁)(●'◡'●)╰(*°▽°*)╯(^///^)
by marcomonkey68421 December 11, 2023
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Going for an alan

When you go to a public toilet giving the impression of going for a shit but have a wank instead
I’m just going for an alan
by Scott1995 October 29, 2017
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Alan Story

A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.
Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"

Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."
by Derog June 26, 2015
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mat alan

A “designer” name for the out-of-town bargain Matalan store to make it sound that little bit more up market. See also Primarni.
Let’s go see what’s new in at Mat Alan
by DAS24 April 29, 2022
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Alan

“Bro are you watching One piece

“Nah bruh this shits gay af, more like Alan Piece”
by thelongwalktodachau November 23, 2021
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Alan

monki porn watcher
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Alan, Do you watch monkey porn?
by hfdsiofsdjipovnkljohetyetyjhio February 18, 2023
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