beef twinkie

An uncut penis.

Crissy: “Oh my god Roger fucked me senseless with his massive beef twinkie last night.”
Jen: “Wow, I never imagined he was uncircumcised!”

by Rook Castle October 15, 2024

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Oozing Twinkie

It’s when the male ejaculates into the vagina then follows with finishing in the women’s mouth ending with busting on her chest then pushing on her stomach to make her spit it out and come out the vagina

My man made me an Oozing Twinkie last night

by Peanutbuttcake April 18, 2021

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Dutch Twinkie

Similar to a Dutch oven, but you hold her head under the covers during a blow job.

I was debating hold that fart in, but decided the Dutch twinkie route would be funnier, so I just held her head down there when I let go.

by IndegoSkye July 30, 2021

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Alabama Twinkie

A sexual power-move akin to that of the Alabama Hot Pocket with the twist of the fecal receptacle being the penis instead of the vagina. TL;DR Shitting in a man's pee-hole.

My friend made his wife an Alabama Hot Pocket. She returned the favor by giving him an Alabama Twinkie for dessert.

by TwerkingPandaMonkey April 16, 2021

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