Textual convo at 2am
Chris - "Hey, do you want me to return your dvd player?"
Sandra - "Yeah, gimme a few minutes to shower."
Chris - "Hey, do you want me to return your dvd player?"
Sandra - "Yeah, gimme a few minutes to shower."
by failureeeee December 18, 2011
Noun.
1. The ultimate offensive towards redneck/ignorant racists. Contrary to past belief, of Cracker and Honkie being the most "offensive" words towards white people, the term "Banjo Player" implies being a redneck with all of it's common stereotypes, including smoking a corn cob pipe, being uneducated, having bad teeth, commiting incest of no particular form, living in a hillbilly lifestyle, belonging to a racist organization, and of course playing a banjo.
2. One who plays a banjo.
1. The ultimate offensive towards redneck/ignorant racists. Contrary to past belief, of Cracker and Honkie being the most "offensive" words towards white people, the term "Banjo Player" implies being a redneck with all of it's common stereotypes, including smoking a corn cob pipe, being uneducated, having bad teeth, commiting incest of no particular form, living in a hillbilly lifestyle, belonging to a racist organization, and of course playing a banjo.
2. One who plays a banjo.
1.
Red: Hey 'der nigger boy, why don you go back to Africa with your friends!
Zach: *in sing-song faux redneck accent* My name is Red, and I'm a banjo player and I like to have sex with my twin sister -bing ding ding a ling a ding ding ding a ding a ding ling binga dinga ling ding ding- I drink moonshine, and I'd eat it with steak, but I'm too poor and I have 3 teeth -bing ding ding a ling a ding ding ding a ding a ding ling binga dinga ling ding ding-
Red: I reckon he's right! *cries and runs away*
2.
Banjo player wanted for hoedown at the County Fair 04/23/11. Call Jack at 883-555-9326
Red: Hey 'der nigger boy, why don you go back to Africa with your friends!
Zach: *in sing-song faux redneck accent* My name is Red, and I'm a banjo player and I like to have sex with my twin sister -bing ding ding a ling a ding ding ding a ding a ding ling binga dinga ling ding ding- I drink moonshine, and I'd eat it with steak, but I'm too poor and I have 3 teeth -bing ding ding a ling a ding ding ding a ding a ding ling binga dinga ling ding ding-
Red: I reckon he's right! *cries and runs away*
2.
Banjo player wanted for hoedown at the County Fair 04/23/11. Call Jack at 883-555-9326
by Jersey Jones December 02, 2010
A Player who's game is so strong that he or she can score sex without having the usual requirements. i e : No money; No home; Small or weird shaped genitals; Being Old
by Ultimate Player August 25, 2015
A football player in england who has the skill and determination to play the game well, but lacks the composure, quality and flair to play in the english top flight, hence they are only good enough to play in the 2nd flight "the championship"
Football Commentator "I have no idea why sunderland signed that Paul McShane, he is not good enough for the premiership. Championship player at best"
by Footballerofthefuture July 28, 2008
The things you earn when you successfully flirt, ask out, or other things that involve people of the opposite sex. It's not a good thing to have to many, as that means you are a whore, or to little, as that means that you suck at getting some. It's most important to get right in between the two and stay around there.
by Zanach February 13, 2011
Alternatively known as a niche player.
A "rules player" is an individual in a workplace who creates (carves out) their own effective working space and flow based on their workplaces rules, policies, and protocols. A rules player can find multiple ways of completing tasks and could even manipulate loopholes in the workplace to their, or their clients advantage.
The opposite of a rules player is a "rules slave."
A "rules player" is an individual in a workplace who creates (carves out) their own effective working space and flow based on their workplaces rules, policies, and protocols. A rules player can find multiple ways of completing tasks and could even manipulate loopholes in the workplace to their, or their clients advantage.
The opposite of a rules player is a "rules slave."
Let's say a company standard goal is the get the answer 10.
In order to reach that goal, the company says you should do 5+5, but never 9+1.
A "rules player" finds another way of reaching the goal by doing 8+2, or 7+3, or 4+6.
The "rules player" later discovers a loophole that says they can do 5x2, or 2.5x4.
A "rules slave" will not attempt to do anything except 5+5.
In order to reach that goal, the company says you should do 5+5, but never 9+1.
A "rules player" finds another way of reaching the goal by doing 8+2, or 7+3, or 4+6.
The "rules player" later discovers a loophole that says they can do 5x2, or 2.5x4.
A "rules slave" will not attempt to do anything except 5+5.
by jontaylors#1fan! October 04, 2015
The greatest Theater group to ever be in the town of Hamden, CT. They put on the most elaborate and awesome shows you could ever want to sit through. They allow young kids to be on stage with actors who have been doing it their whole life and they are all treated as equals. Everyone is friendly and everyone helps each other to grow in the knowledge and talents of acting.
The Whitney Players has presented such shows as: Beauty and the Beast, Back to the 80's, Seussical Jr, Highschool Musical, and many other great performances.
by Vlad Vladicoff March 03, 2009