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Squid

A form of masturbation, your hand movement has to be like a squid and your fingers have to be like squid tentacles on the tip of the penis.
Sorry Bro I won't be out tonight I'm gonna have a mental squiddy over some hot latina mom porn.
by THE GPC July 11, 2016
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Squid

Harley Davidson owners who refuse to wear gear and post on bikes and beards Facebook page with illogical arguments for doing so.
That guys is a total squid.
by anonymous October 20, 2020
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Squiding

When one proceeds to make very intense and disgusting slurping and sucking sounds with their tongue and mouth. This is extremely annoying when done close to someone, and has no real use except for when someone is genuinely bored and has nothing else to do.
Bro can you stop fucking squiding!
by Lyrical_nightmare July 27, 2025
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sidewalk squid

Used condom found on a sidewalk or in a parking lot. You don’t want to step on it.
Watch your step! I’ve stepped on a sidewalk squid walking through this neighborhood.
by Philexicon January 1, 2024
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Squid Reaction

When you're so excited you start to cum aggressively.
I just saw a pretty girl, I squid reacted so hard haha.
or
I just saw Daniel get a Squid Reaction when he saw that girl.
by CanITouchYourPenis March 3, 2021
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The Green Squid

The squid is a military punishment for extra naughty soldiers. The soldier being punished is required to locate a puddle at least 5ft x 5ft x 6in in size, and must move the puddle 20 feet away using only their butthole. The soldier must repeatedly inhale the water through their turd cutter, and carry it inside them before blowing it back onto the ground in the new location. The exercise is complete when the entire puddle has been relocated.
PFC Lesiecki completed the green squid in record time. His butthole must be an absolute vacuum! That big juicy bubblicious booty must do a great job of slurping up the water!
by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025
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i am squid

A nice Human/squid is polite generous and is very smart
Guy #1 I am squid
Guy #2 what does that even mean?
by anonymous November 11, 2020
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