When you don't shower for days and just spray yourself with anything they can find. Perfume, spray on deodorant, febreze, etc.
by MrVolcano November 13, 2009

When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.
by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020

Going in the shower and splashing water on oneself for a quick clean like a duck. Shampoo and soap is optional but the shower must be below 2 minutes.
"I just took a duck shower."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."
by Drycolt April 14, 2014

A Pat (pits, ass, and taint) shower is a quick and refreshing shower in which you jump in the shower just to wash your pits, ass, and taint because the lack of time for a full shower.
by Laverne&Shirley October 16, 2008

by Chad Horn August 21, 2007

by Ballmebarson January 9, 2021

1.) I woke up late for school, so I had to take a bohemian shower.
2.) I'm a filthy hippy, so I had to take a bohemian shower
3.) I live in Flint, Michigan, so I had to take a bohemian shower.
2.) I'm a filthy hippy, so I had to take a bohemian shower
3.) I live in Flint, Michigan, so I had to take a bohemian shower.
by Hellspwn October 7, 2016
