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polish shower

When you don't shower for days and just spray yourself with anything they can find. Perfume, spray on deodorant, febreze, etc.
Person 1: Ew dude did you bathe in AXE?
Person 2: No, I got up late so I took a polish shower.
by MrVolcano November 13, 2009
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Shower noodles

When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.
In the middle of my shower I really needed to poop so I just made shower noodles.
by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020
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duck shower

Going in the shower and splashing water on oneself for a quick clean like a duck. Shampoo and soap is optional but the shower must be below 2 minutes.
"I just took a duck shower."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."
by Drycolt April 14, 2014
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Pat Shower

A Pat (pits, ass, and taint) shower is a quick and refreshing shower in which you jump in the shower just to wash your pits, ass, and taint because the lack of time for a full shower.
Hold on dude, let me take a quick pat shower before we head out to the bar.
by Laverne&Shirley October 16, 2008
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protein shower

"Yeah that hooker I took home smelled like shit so I gave her a protein shower"
by Chad Horn August 21, 2007
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Pantene shower

When you ejaculate onto your pubic hair and proceed to use it as shampoo.
My girlfriend watched me give myself a Pantene Shower last night
by Ballmebarson January 9, 2021
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Bohemian shower

The act of rubbing deodorant all over oneself in place of taking an actual fucking shower.
1.) I woke up late for school, so I had to take a bohemian shower.

2.) I'm a filthy hippy, so I had to take a bohemian shower

3.) I live in Flint, Michigan, so I had to take a bohemian shower.
by Hellspwn October 7, 2016
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