polish shower

When you don't shower for days and just spray yourself with anything they can find. Perfume, spray on deodorant, febreze, etc.

Person 1: Ew dude did you bathe in AXE?
Person 2: No, I got up late so I took a polish shower.

by MrVolcano November 13, 2009

Shower noodles

When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.

In the middle of my shower I really needed to poop so I just made shower noodles.

by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020

duck shower

Going in the shower and splashing water on oneself for a quick clean like a duck. Shampoo and soap is optional but the shower must be below 2 minutes.

"I just took a duck shower."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."

by Drycolt April 14, 2014

Pat Shower

A Pat (pits, ass, and taint) shower is a quick and refreshing shower in which you jump in the shower just to wash your pits, ass, and taint because the lack of time for a full shower.

Hold on dude, let me take a quick pat shower before we head out to the bar.

by Laverne&Shirley October 16, 2008

protein shower

When you ejaculate all over a women.

"Yeah that hooker I took home smelled like shit so I gave her a protein shower"

by Chad Horn August 21, 2007

Pantene shower

When you ejaculate onto your pubic hair and proceed to use it as shampoo.

My girlfriend watched me give myself a Pantene Shower last night

by Ballmebarson January 9, 2021

Bohemian shower

The act of rubbing deodorant all over oneself in place of taking an actual fucking shower.

1.) I woke up late for school, so I had to take a bohemian shower.

2.) I'm a filthy hippy, so I had to take a bohemian shower

3.) I live in Flint, Michigan, so I had to take a bohemian shower.

by Hellspwn October 7, 2016