Incredibly small penis, has a severe form of anorexia and secretly loves ass (male ass). Yes, you've guessed correctly he is a fag hahaha! whoops, almost forgot to mention the most common relatability to all Noah's is the uncontrollable love for sex with older men, particularly their own grandfathers. #homosexuality #microweiny #GrandpaIwantmoney
by DingleBerryGerry September 17, 2019
Get the Noahmug. "Fuck Noah niввa"
by The_Not_Gay_6666666661 May 28, 2018
Get the Noahmug. A very annoying boy that doesn't leave Kathryn alone. He "Taunts" her by calling her Mrs. Youtube. He also loves Maggie but is to scared to admit it. They eventually get married. Then they have 6 children. But Noah works as a dumpster person. So he can't take care of Maggie and their children. But Maggie is a famous artist. So she then saves the family with her rich paying job. Noah is now a stay at home dad. His hair is not so great either. So Maggie had to use all of the money for Noah's hair products. But good thing Maggie and Noah's kids have maggies hair. Which makes the kids a lot better looking. Maggie & Noah living happily ever after.
by Noah is annoying April 3, 2017
Get the Noahmug. 
Noah is the embodiment of herpes. When taking it from behind he oozes with homemade nutty fudge. In the monsoon season Noah likes to spend his time isolated with animals. Like the woman who was raped by a horse, Noah also enjoys the feeling of horse semen sloshing around his distended anal region, of course he does them two by two, hoorah hoorah!
A term that has recently been associated with the name is "No-mo" This describes an action which makes you look and sound like a prick.
A term that has recently been associated with the name is "No-mo" This describes an action which makes you look and sound like a prick.
Arg - "I spy with my little eye something beginning with K"
Noah - "Cup"
Arg- "Oh no! you've had a No-mo you cunt!""
Noah - "Cup"
Arg- "Oh no! you've had a No-mo you cunt!""
by Rochester Court October 29, 2012
Get the Noahmug. 
by BigLadIJXCOBI December 17, 2018
Get the Noahmug.