Martin Partinism

A Religion started on a comic website in the Garfield section, it was probably created by a random Gen-Z guy, but nobody really understands it because half the commenters on the website are boomers.
Fred: Some weirdo created "Martin Partinism" where a random guy named Martin Partin is the supreme divine being of the universe.
Bill: Wow! That's the most sane thing i've ever heard about that website in years!
by IntergalactalEnergy February 25, 2023
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Shawn Martin

This cute guy who thick asf, He so fine and he got hella money for all the bad bitches 😩
Guy: Yo Shawn Martin is coming! Hide ya girl!!!!
Guy 2: Shit she gotta hide me instead cuz dayum 😩
by XOElite November 15, 2021
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Paddy Martin

A paddy Martin is a man who is very fried for any individual with a name beginning with ‘A’
by Sparkle paddy February 27, 2022
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Maci Martin

Maci Martin is the best person you will ever meet. She is beautiful without trying, and loves to be around people. Maci cares for everyone, especially her friends. Maci is clumsy, but in a funny-cute way to where you'll love it. Maci Martins aren't the best at math. If you ever find a Maci Martin in your life never let her go because she is the best thing that God ever created.
"Is that Maci Martin over there? Cause she is the best thing I ever laid eyes on."
by EnglishAndMatAreHard January 11, 2019
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Alexis Martin

Alexis Martin i love you
by Logan Kresge September 27, 2021
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Kristian martin

A beautiful rock or someone who works for border control. Kristian martin is simply a badass. Talented in spinning rifles, steals chicken nuggets... Identical twin to Tim Martin
Person #1: "Was that "Kris Martin?"
Person #2: "Kris Martin" is such a pretty rock ."
person #3: "I think "Kris Martin" is dating someone named Ken.."
Kristian Martin is a rock
by Navygirl May 10, 2012
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