When a person does not wash their hands after taking a dump they receive a brown card. Similar to a warning in sports.
Brent got brown carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after laying an offering to the porcelain god.
by rpetras June 10, 2008
Get the brown cardedmug. A woman's virginity. Because like virginity no one accepts a Discover Card, unless they're desperate.
by Lance Hardman December 2, 2011
Get the Discover Cardmug. A leftover gift card with just enough money to make you feel bad about throwing it out, but not enough to actually buy anything. Usually are worth between $.25 and $1.
Jack: Wow man, freakin starbucks nearly cleaned out my $10 gift card in one visit!
Brendan: That sucks dude, looks like you're stuck with a thrift card.
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Ian: I need to clean out my wallet but I've got so many thrift cards, its tough to throw em out.
Pete: Where are you ever going to use up those things? They are pretty much worthless.
Ian: True.
Brendan: That sucks dude, looks like you're stuck with a thrift card.
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Ian: I need to clean out my wallet but I've got so many thrift cards, its tough to throw em out.
Pete: Where are you ever going to use up those things? They are pretty much worthless.
Ian: True.
by Indomitable798 May 2, 2009
Get the thrift cardmug. It is a credit or debit card.
by The one and only Brandy January 10, 2009
Get the Crebit Cardmug. A man is formally or informally given a man card upon reaching the age of 18. Although one can have said card removed by his fellow man, it can also be earned back by doing something extremely manly. Said act should equal twice the amount of man points initially taken when man card ownership was removed, therefore climbing out of negative man points back into positive points.
Man card law is in direct correlation to Man Law. Upon earning enough man points the owner of a man card has the ability to win one argument with either his girlfriend or wife and that argument shall never be overruled as long as their relationship stands.
Man points are awarded by fellow card holders for acts of manliness including feats of alcoholism, eating, knowledge, strength of will and body.
Man points can be deducted also by fellow card holders for acts deemed non-manly.
Upon reaching zero man points, the aforementioned card holder relinquishes his man card to the taker of his man points and must earn it back by the same.
Man card law is in direct correlation to Man Law. Upon earning enough man points the owner of a man card has the ability to win one argument with either his girlfriend or wife and that argument shall never be overruled as long as their relationship stands.
Man points are awarded by fellow card holders for acts of manliness including feats of alcoholism, eating, knowledge, strength of will and body.
Man points can be deducted also by fellow card holders for acts deemed non-manly.
Upon reaching zero man points, the aforementioned card holder relinquishes his man card to the taker of his man points and must earn it back by the same.
by Don Mahogany September 22, 2017
Get the Man Cardmug. A card used by selective people such as Adam Morrison, Kat Williams, LeBron James,E-40, Greg Oden, and Joel Przybilla to get a hoe to have sex with them
by Tom Bolick February 15, 2007
Get the Mac-Cardmug. Roommate 1: "Would you tap this chick?"
Roommate 2: "Yeah bro, duh."
Roommate 1: "Hold on, let me reach in my pocket and pull out a TRAP CARD!"
Roommate 2: "Yeah bro, duh."
Roommate 1: "Hold on, let me reach in my pocket and pull out a TRAP CARD!"
by bamboozleU October 26, 2010
Get the trap cardmug.