October 14

basically a day where native american Indian's would begin to be slaughtered all over the country ... we happily named it Columbus day in Ohio.

I hear a voice in my head telling me I should feel guilty... must be Columbus day! october 14

October 14 by Daxthedog October 16, 2019

November 14 

November 14th is the day where you can be rude to Karens, and they cant talk back or speak to the manager

“Ok boomer, maybe if you had a new haircut I would pay attention to you, its November 14th of course.”

November 14 by patrlotl November 2, 2019

November 14 

November 14 is National grab a guys dick day and the boy has to let it happen. But if you have a boyfriend you have to grab his dick NO MATTER WHAT.

Girl: it’s November 14th

Boy: well fuck

November 14 by Hihihihihihhiihihhi November 13, 2019

November 14 

National appreciate a stalker day. If hey cyber stalk or go all out with binoculars appreciate them for watching over you.

Person-Hey what day is it?
Stalker-November 14, National appreciate a stalker day.
Person-Oh, I guess I have to appreciate you for today.
Stalker-Yay, I’ve been appreciated!

November 14 by That bitch named Becky November 14, 2019

April 14 

The day Cumslut was born

Sorry Jan I can't go to Bob's funeral today it's April 14th, Cumslut's birthday

April 14 by SpookyG November 29, 2019

February 14 

National ask out Sophia day

Me: Hey it’s February 14, should I ask out Sophia
Friend: Do it
Me: Hey Sophia you wanna go out
Sophia: Yes, of course

February 14 by Tastefultyler February 14, 2021

Fake Depressed 14 year old 

lil peep fan

look at that fake depressed 14 year old listening to lil peep

Fake Depressed 14 year old by BigBlackSanta October 24, 2020