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My ass

The thing that wiggles and jiggles insert totally ugly hoe
My ass is 50-50 fat
by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022
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Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do
“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
by Nunya09 January 29, 2023
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my ass is soup

My ass is soup mean that you have sweaty ass cheeks
person: my ass is soup??
their parent/friend: I didn't need to know that (name)
by X_x-JJ-x_X September 24, 2021
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Suck my ass

Suck my ass (sma) tells someone you don't give 1 fuck about who they are and why they exist. Dont give a fuck about what they say or do. SUCK MY ASS
Shelly: " Your so ugly and a fat bitch "
You: " Suck my ass Shelly "
by TEen VIcToriA September 29, 2018
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quack my ass

1)to shove a duck up your ass.
2) To say quack into someones ass hole
i order you to quack my ass
by Spoopy_taco_cat May 5, 2018
mugGet the quack my assmug.

i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass

A very refined meme of a wood-brown woman stating “to out the story short, i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my arse” this sentenceis currently in the 10 combussys of floptropica. Showing the dedication to this woman. This woman was a staple in floptropican presidency and will be forever known as such.
“Jake guess what

“What do you want you autistic monkë

“I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass”

“Wow so inspirational.”
by Floptropican Vocabulary. December 1, 2023
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head up my ass

day dreaming about a guy/girl who will never be with you
Today I have my head up my ass about chris
by radical female May 21, 2014
mugGet the head up my assmug.

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