A very refined meme of a wood-brown woman stating “to out the story short, i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my arse” this sentenceis currently in the 10 combussys of floptropica. Showing the dedication to this woman. This woman was a staple in floptropican presidency and will be forever known as such.
“Jake guess what”

“What do you want you autistic monkë

I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass

“Wow so inspirational.”
by Floptropican Vocabulary. December 02, 2023
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You're the wart on my ass

A term meaning someone is super close to you. This may be negative or positive.
Person 1: You're clingy, almost as if you're the wart on my ass!
Person 2: nuh uh
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this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.
White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"
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Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do
“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
by Nunya09 January 29, 2023
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rash in my ass

when you see/hear something so horrible that you get a rash in your ass.
person 1: starts singing dance monkey
person 2: what the fuck i just got a rash in my ass! from how fucking bad that song is!!!
by queefinator4 March 05, 2023
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Bitch my fucking ass

An insult of sarcastic origin, meant to defend yourself against rumors about you
I did not do that, bitch my fucking ass!
by B-b-basicb-bitch April 08, 2019
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My ass

The things he do to my ass… it hate sex
by Thatdike_angie August 08, 2021
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