Nervous Nutting

The process in which a guy becomes aroused and blows a load due to being too nervous.

Dave stared at his math test and became extremely nervous and developed the nervous nutting.

by Tjones36 July 5, 2017

NUT

NUT = Non Utilized Talent

Laura has a masters degree in science but she is working as an assistant for her manager who hasn't even have a college degree. She is a real NUT.

by Sugardaddy March 1, 2018

deez nuts

a phrase used in only serious moments

candices mom died,damn thats crazy did you know the same thing happened to deez,whos deez,DEEZ NUTS

by Bofa Dietz March 17, 2022

falcon nut

The act of wailing your arms like a falcon when you nut

I did a falcon nut last night with my brother

by Master.Baiter.69 February 22, 2025

The Nut-Paradox

Every time you bust a nut, it is for one or two reasons. Most people say that it is because it feels good or for the post-but clarity, but the nut-paradox adds depth to the psychology behind masturbation. The nut paradox states that, any given individual who busts a nut does it to feel good, but there may be lingering effects of melancholy that rise up within you. A masturbatory paradox, you came here for a good time, but then after you realize and think “damn, I am alone.” You then question why you are single, look at your life’s choices, and find a multitude of answers within seconds. But you’re still sad after that nut. The paradox comes that you derive pleasure, but emotional loneliness as you realize you can’t marry your right hand (but you can put a ring on it). In conclusion, are are all horny and sad

Person 1: I just experienced the best and worst nut of my life:

Person 2: That doesn’t make sense?

Person 1: Well, it was a fire nut, but then I was depressed and realized that I was alone. Then I listened to Gut’s theme on loop in the hot shower.

Person 2: Damn….

The nut-paradox is the feeling of regret and loneliness after a fat nut.

by averagebeanenjoyer February 10, 2022

Nut squash

This involves a male or female to reach into a males pants, and graving his nuts/balls/family jewels pulled out of a male’s pants. To where the person who intends to do this action upon this male can see male body part/nuts/balls/family jewels. Then starts to add pressure to the nuts/balls/family jewels In a squeezing motion, for 1 minute during this period of time the male would be on the ground in pain bagging you to stop.

I was camping with my friends and classmates as my friends went into my room and taped me to the ground and taped my moth up then started to giggle as I woke up me: “what are you guys doing” but only they could hear as one of my friends started to do a Nut squash

by Biggest brain December 11, 2022

Bryson Deese Nuts

Schmeat

Bryson deese nuts….. he’s got the schmeats.

by Bryson’s boyfriend February 16, 2024