Brown Spread

The act of spreading your butt cheeks, puckering, and often expressing small amounts of feces out of your anus for the boys. Not to be confused with the "Pink Spread", in which one boofs 2C-B.

"Hey Justin check this live brown spread!"

by (Br)(ad) November 29, 2024

Brown hail

Brown shards emitted from a dirty hurricane

I got some brown hail from that dirty hurricane you gave me

by Choppasm July 11, 2018

Brown noise

1. An unwanted, undesirable noise, similar to 'white noise' but commonly associated with people who TALK SHIT
2. A distracting noise which tends to cause confusion, disillusionment and temporary memory loss. Caused by simple, audacious imbeciles TALKING SHIT

Ben " did you remember that thing? "
Mike "shoot! I forgot it because my parents were spewing Brown Noise at me"

by Michael Aurelius February 10, 2021

Brown Water Navy

When you're having anal sex with someone and you owe into their asshole.

I was having sex with Stephen and decided to Christen him with a brown water navy.

by gmer4thrones March 11, 2019

i hate the browns

this sentence could mean two different things that are completely unrelated

1. Browns, referring to African or people who are brown.

“ I hate the browns.*

2. The better sentence, “I hate the browns”, browns referring to the NFL team

*God, I hate the browns. The players suck and the mascot is dumb”.

FUCK YOU BROWNS. I HATE THE BROWNS. THEY ALWAYS TRY TO ROB ME - The racist way

FUCK YOU BROWNS WITH YOUR ASS TEAM HOW DID YOU STILL BEAT US

by the rizz god November 12, 2023

brown bj

A sexual act wherein a person fucks another in the ass and the person who was fucked immediately performs oral on the fucker without clean up. Sometimes called ass-to-mouth (a2m) in the porno industry.

I fucked Sandy's shitty dirtpipe, then pulled out before jizzing so she could finish me with a brown bj.

by exprmntle August 16, 2014

brown python

a brown python is a way of saying that you are taking a dump/shit in a more polite way

some guy: what you doing?
me: releasing the brown python

by john of god the third junior December 14, 2022