cat

A demon who wants to sell your soul kill everything in the universe and take over the world

The cat killed john

by CATS ARE DEMONS December 29, 2020

Cat

Cats are animals you put money into just for them to scratch a hole in your sofa or piss on the floor

My cat is a dick.

by Fardus June 7, 2023

Cat

Assassins paid by your father (in the Walmart dairy aisle) to murder you in your sleep using various weaponry, usually concealed knives surgically implanted in the hands

That damn cat, keeps on scra-

by Chrîs November 28, 2022

Emoji Cat Heat

Cat OCs made from emoji shapes overlapped together that contain NSFW content. A part of brainrot gen alpha videos and content of gooning. This is mostly made from children.

1: "I like Emoji Cat Heat!"
2: "stay away from me NOW"

by GoopyShake340 June 10, 2024

cat

cat

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by CATSARELIFE1231231231231231231 July 18, 2023

cat

A organism intended to act like your subject and furry friend, and when you least expect it, they will ambush you and leave you enough muscles in your body for you to feed them. In all, they are secret and sneaky overlords that have an unforgiving heart.

Joe: did you hear what happened to joey?
Bob:ya man, that cat destroyed him when he least expect it.
Joe:oh no!!!!!

Joe:here comes one now!!!!!!
*both joe and bob get shredded to pieces by a cat assassin.*

by jjprs306 June 3, 2018

cat casual

The expression on a cat’s face when it’s completely unimpressed or disinterested with things happening around them.

Being totally disinterested and/or unconventionally calm, in a dramatic situation.

The knack of ‘keeping it cool’ when things around you are noticeably not.

“The situation was hard core, but I didn’t flip out or lose my cool, I kept it cat casual.”

by perkolater June 11, 2021