penis

a penis has a sad life, his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

Brayden has a small penis

by the sexiest guy on the fucking May 13, 2019

penis

i have one of those

my penis

by hiesjoe September 25, 2020

Pant Penis

When you sit while wearing pants, extra fabric in the crotch forms a fold that resembles a penis.

I need to pull my pants or else I’ll have a pant penis!

by Jeanne Mango October 1, 2019

dick penis

My dick has a penis and my penis has a dick. The trouble just got double doubley fucked that is

My girl just sucked my dick penis

by Ligmabalss October 10, 2020

Penis

Dumdum

That man got a dumdum penis

by swaggiestswaggster April 21, 2021

Irrigation Penis

IP is the officially recognized acronym of Irrigation Penis founded by the one and only frog god

HAHA I GOT YOU'RE IRRIGATION PENIS NOW I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE

by Zakir Abdul Ghaffari Bin Osama January 4, 2021

Penis breath

Breath that smells like sweaty balls.

That bitch got some penis breath.

by Master dick senpai June 7, 2017