don't get beat up 

If someone if Annoying you, you tell them "don't get beat up" Meaning Don't mess with you because you'll beat them up

Bryan told Betsy "haha you're so short" and Betsy replied "shut up Bryan!! Don't get beat up!"

don't get beat up by Shorty723 December 4, 2015

maw, get the shotgun

There's a deer on the roof

Maw, get the shotgun, there's a deer on the roof

maw, get the shotgun by Mr. Tula January 26, 2004

somebody get this freaking duck away from me

Homestar Runner's exclamation in a deleted scene from Yellow Dello.

Ex: "Somebody get this freaking duck away from me!" shrieked Homestar Runner.

somebody get this freaking duck away from me by Phyrexian Buttraper February 27, 2003

shit or get off the pot 

A term used when someone is getting weary of thier current situation and they just want to get some resolution already. Often times used when someone is ready to step it up or move on.

We have been dating for a year and your still not in love with me? Maybe I need to grow a Unihorn on my forehead with magic powers to get what I want! Or: I really want you to shit or get off the pot, but I'm afraid I will really regret it if you decide to "get off the pot" instead of "taking a shit"

shit or get off the pot by MC Celebrity April 23, 2010

Let's Get Mint 

The word mint is used to describe the condition of coins by a collector. A coin in mint condition is as perfect as the day is was made at the mint (The Place where coins are made). A heroin addict feels like pure ass until he or she shoots a bag of dope. When asked by my girfriend at the time how I felt after I shot-up 3 bags of heroin while being dopesick, I replied, "Damn, I feel fuckin mint." The shot of heroin instantly warmed my body and took away any of my withdrawal symptoms. I felt like I was in mint condition. Now, to a small group of local heroin addicts, the phrase "Let's Get Mint," means, let's go score some heroin and get high.

"Hey bro, I'm fuckin hurtin. Let's Get Mint."
"I'm dopesick as hell, Let's get fuckin Mint."
"Dude, that dope was fuckin mint."

Let's Get Mint by Fierce Mint April 27, 2006

Gotta go get some work done 

It's what you say when you're traveling for business, typically at a trade show or event, and you want to go back to your hotel room to use the crapper.

Listen guys, I'll be back in a bit. I gotta go get some work done.

Gotta go get some work done by sprtagt June 3, 2011

Don't get lemon 

"Don't get lemon" - simply means 'don't get loud' in cockney slang. Usually used in london pubs when the bloke wearing the stone island jacket gets vexed with some mug at the bar.

"Don't get lemon you gooner mug, or i'll cut your fucking jacobs off"

Don't get lemon by _FaRSightxc2_ August 6, 2006