Cat

A god-like being that looks down upon humans, which worship said cats. Black cats are given a bad rap, when they too are just as powerful as any other god-cat

All hail cats, all hail cats.

by little arsonist scrunkle May 8, 2023

Cat Shit

why the hell does it smell so badly? it smells like nuclear poop

Him: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Me: its my cat shit
him: I THOUGHT IT WAS THE STOVE PASSING GAS

by Wobort May 23, 2022

cat and gun

when a cat robs a bank with a gun.

thats a cat and gun dude, watch out.

by cat with bank May 17, 2021

Cat

A intelligent warm blooded mammal, they are furry at most points and come in many different types, they have sharp retractable claws and know how to hunt and clean themselves, they also are quite loving and sweet most of the time.

Person1: "Hey! what type of Cat is that?"
Person2: " A(n) -insert breed here-

by ExtremeCatLover February 18, 2018

cat knuckle

smaller than a camel toe

Damn that one small camel toe, Jimmy: thats a cat knuckle.

by tavicars April 1, 2015

Cat

Someone who you would not want to have sex with

ew, rob is so gross he’s a cat

by Stinkpoopfart April 3, 2022

cat whispering

When you skip every Thursday of college to stalk cats. This person is normally named Ben but could be called gay.

Stop cat whispering you weirdo

by pooant May 27, 2017