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by Jo ma’am June 14, 2022

Mom jokes

Not to be confused with the classic “yo mama jokes”. Mom jokes are inferior to the OG dad jokes. They don’t have to be funny, but they must be lame. Typically, it’s the kind of joke that you would laugh at after a hefty amount of wine and/or stress induced tears.

Mom: “Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating? They’re in a stable relationship.”

Son: “Omg, that is one of the worst mom jokes I’ve ever heard!”

by Thicky_Smalls October 27, 2021

Ur Mom

Who I sleep with every night

I love sleeping with ur mom

by The mom collector March 24, 2022

Half Mom

your half mom is your half sibling (sibling that isn't from both sides but from either your mom or dad) mom

Im with my half mom and half brother

by ptaylor703 January 29, 2021

Mom girl

A Mom who secretly wants her kid to be gay, steals from people, and destroy those who mess with her.

Timmy: Matthew’s Mom a Mom girl. Her son is gonna become a criminal someday because his Mom wanted him to be gay, and she steals from people.

by LinkxPeach December 23, 2022

duck mom

paget brewster as della duck

paget brewster is the best duck mom to huey, dewey, and louie in the whole entire world

by technologygreatgranny May 23, 2020

ur mom

ur mom is fat or your mother is fat as hell and i saw that fat vagina yesterday at night then she became fat because of you

ur mom is fat

by bitchoooooo January 13, 2022