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Shit Funnel

The person at the workplace whose job it is to take on any/all crappy tasks that other people don't want to do.
Today Russ has to meet with those obnoxious clients everyone else tries to avoid. He really is quite the shit funnel, isn't he?
by Russ Ginker August 14, 2009
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Rippin Shits

This phrase is used to make it known that one has succeeded in one's goal or act. More or less to achieve any type of Ownage involving their opponents or daily obstacles in life.

This term can also be used as a question to clarify if any type of success had taken place.
For ex. Rippin Shits????

Also emphasizing the term describes your achievement level of success.
"Rippin Shits." as opposed to "RRRRIIIPPPPPPIINNN SSHHHIITTTSSSS!" are two different levels of achievement that can be obtained through owning.
Ex.1) ("Rippin Shits" used in a sentence)
Jeff - "Yo kid...I got a B+ on my exam dude.
Bill - "Rippin shits?"
Jeff's reply - "Rippppiiin Shitsss!"

Ex.2) (An example of Rippin Shits)
Bill just demon-cupped some pussy and now he has to do a naked lap! This situation is a Rippppiinnn Shhhitttsss! moment.
(Rippin shits' achievement level is high because a demon cup is a difficult shot to achieve in Beer Pong unless you are Al D.)
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shit ring

A somewhat faded stain of residue primarily shit due to lack of wiping the asshole or just a gross asshole on a woman.
Dude she isn't hott, I bet she has shit ring.
by Noob Saibot September 22, 2005
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Shit and Spin

When you take a dump in a cup, place the turd on top of a ceiling fan blade and close all doors and windows so that a foul smell is created. Then when an unsuspecting individual comes in gagged by the stinch he/she opens all air ways and turns on the ceiling fan. The shit is then flung onto wall!!!
She won't clean the house so i'll give her something real shitty to clean, she'll recieve a nice healthy shit and spin!!!
by ADAM MAC March 16, 2009
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Shit Jam

It is when you shit so fast that the anus hole cannot handle it anymore and eventually blocks up and then shit starts seeping from the holes in your body.
It is like a cross between diarrhea and constipation.
I saw his face and I shit jammed.
by Stupidism October 30, 2008
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shit shackles

the act of holding a subject down then proceeding to get as many people as possible to shit on the arms and legs of the subject, until finally the weight of the shit restrains the subject
the cops lost their hand cuffs so the entire police force teamed up and got me in some shit shackles
by E grizzly September 13, 2011
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shit drip

1. when a shit doesnt drop, it drips
2. eric chatam
3. a worhtless peice of shit, dripping from an asshole (see deff. #2)
1. yo, i just had a mega shit drip
2. he's such a shit drip, just like eric
3. YOU FUCKING SHIT DRIP!
by harry sack November 27, 2004
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