Nut Shell-shock

The act of beating it so hard, once you finish it is hard to concentrate on things other than what you were doing.

Person 1: Hey did you watch the game last night?
Person 2: Huh..? Sorry I'm in nut shell-shock right now.

by TheGamingPop July 19, 2023

auto-nutting

when someone's latency in voice chat is so bad, it sounds like theyre gargling the ballsack of optimus prime...

person 1: is he auto-nutting?
person 2: can you hear him?
person 3: yea... he's auto-nutting...

by fl3rn87 July 23, 2024

deets nuts

A meme

Guy1:What’s dis
Guy2: deets nuts
LOL

by stevefont December 25, 2020

Honey Nut Guts

When someone gives a blowjob to completion and swallows after having put honey on the dick they were sucking.

Did you hear? Lisa woke up horny yesterday so George gave her some honey nut guts to start the day.

by RadioCryptid October 15, 2023

nut

A big fat testicle. Also called balls. Most men have two of them (unless they’re eunuchs, in which case they will have none). Gay men love to suck them. The nuts fill up with hot pools of cum unless they’re emptied once in a while, preferably by a hot bottom.

I’m so gay—I absolutely adore sucking nuts. Nut-sucking is the best pass-time ever. If you haven’t ever sucked a nut, you are way too straight. Nuts are so delicious! Fucking eat those balls, man.

by GayShell November 26, 2023

No Nut November

Radio and TV station playing again Mariah Carrie for the 1000time.And your dick gets Erectile dysfunction.

Radio plays song:Mariah Carey “All I Want for Christmas is You. While a couple is about to sleep together.
Husband/Boyfriend:Honey i need to see Doctor.Cuse i can't get hard.

No Nut November

by DrunkBat November 1, 2021

Finger Nut

This expression is used when you want someone to get better.Have a weird,mild sexual innuendo in it,but it's still used to express concern for someone we love.

Cheer up and finger Nut!

by Pufflehuffthegrey June 29, 2022