Friendsgiving 

Friendsgiving: the day of the year you want to be thankful for your wonderful friends but end up getting frustrated with them all instead because no one gives a turd about your plans or what part of the day you are looking forward toward.

Mariah made a Friendsgiving event but none of us want to hike so we are all going to bail on her for that part of the day even though she was most excited for it.

Friendsgiving by Josh Kawlie October 14, 2017

strategic friendship default 

Occurs when the debt owed from a friendly bet between two friends rises to an uncomfortable level causing one friend to cut ties with the other in lieu of paying up.

Robbie: "Did Justin ever make good on that golf wager you two made"

Randy: "Wouldn't know, he hasn't talked to me in weeks and he won't return my emails."

Robbie: "Sounds like you are the victim of a strategic friendship default."

strategic friendship default by taylork79 July 15, 2010

guy-friend-chick 

a girl who has no girl friends and only hangs out with guys. Generally a slut.

"...of course I'm gettin laid she's a fuckin' guy-friend-chick."

guy-friend-chick by Ride the donkey August 19, 2003

Fisherman's friend 

Fisherman's friends are little "mints" that actually taste like aids.

They are incredibly disgusting, although they cure the hell out of dogbreath.

They (Fishermen) sometimes refer to them as friends, but most of the time they refer to them as semen, because what's a fisherman without his semen?

Liam: My throat is really sore and my breath stinks, i think i should self medicate my throat with fishermans friends.

Sam: You might not want to do that, i heard fisherman's friend is a slang term for semen.

Peter: Oh...what's a fisherman without his semen?

Barnaby: A fisherlady?

Peter: No you fuck, he's a bad breathed mothertrucker.

Fisherman's friend by Exeterbigdog October 19, 2010

mom friend 

that one friend that acts like a mom and acts like they know everything when in reality they do everything they tell u not too

omg emma is such a mom friend

mom friend by dicksuxjj November 16, 2020

PTF (Part Time Friend) 

Part time friend, Self-explanatory.

damn yo, you know Christine Ha from Milpitas?! Well shes a certified PTF (Part Time Friend) yo!

PTF (Part Time Friend) by Doo Doo Cakes McGee March 31, 2009

Allison, Eileen's Best Friend 

Allison is the most amazing girl on the face of this planet. She can always make people feel happy, even in the worst of times. Her and I laugh more then we breath when we talk. She is the coolest girl alive, and I feel bad for ANYONE who isn't friends with her. Anyone who messes with her HEARS FROM ME. So watch out! I love you girl!

Allison, Eileen's Best Friend is bomb!

Allison, Eileen's Best Friend by skdjclkemnsn May 9, 2009