fat jake

a big ass dude. like when you look at him just big as shit

bro there’s fat jake, he jumped and 50 dead in alaska

by bearrrrrrrrrrrr April 27, 2024

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Fat Stairs

The heavy breathing you get from when you go up a flight of stairs

Damn those fat stairs

by 23savage December 19, 2016

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Fat Hot

The 1st definition is fairly accurate however the author failed to mention their universal affinity for horses and that every picture on their FB is always from the neck up and you're all like daaaaamn and then you meet the dove at the pub in person and she's an F-ing Beluga and you're all like damn.

Heather turned out to be a Fat Hot but I smashed it anyway!! You them big n' pretties is my specialty!!

by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020

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Purple fat dude

Fucking idiots. Anyone that knows someone with this name or nickname is a fucking idiot. Name is used when a fat middle aged man takes a shower and falls asleep whilst shitting

Hey, that’s a purple fat dude

by Idiotic potato November 9, 2019

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Fat mood

When you feel fat, but you know you’re not, but you don’t mind and you just wanna sleep.

My body: “I feel fat”
Me: *doesn’t care*
My brain: “nevermindddd”
To be in a fat mood is to think about your weight in a bad way even though you are happy with your weight so you don’t mind.

by Funnyn April 29, 2020

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