squib brown

Noun. When you get a turd halfway out but it gets stuck in the breech, and won't go either way. Often you bear down thinking you can push it but gas just blows past your shit scuttle while it remains lodged in the poop portal.

I have a squib brown. Could you please reach underneath and pull it out?

by Sig63 April 8, 2020

Brown out

When you absolutely shit the house after drinking too much

Brown out
Hey man, What happened to Luke?
I don’t know man but you’re gonna need a new couch, dude must’ve browned out last night.

by Soggy balls December 16, 2021

boys who have brown hair

theyre cute and cool but sometimes assholes

girl: did you hear about the new student
boy who has black hair: yeah i heard he has brown hair
girl: omg i heard boys who have brown hair are hot and cute i wanna be his gf
2 days later
girl: he broke up with me for not searching for the tv remote

by IsraelDoesntExist June 12, 2021

phoebe brown

a Daniel craig simp

oh my got she's such a phoebe brown

by ud8dd8din November 15, 2021

Brown Bag Bangable

when a man or women is only bangable if he/she conceals their face with a brown bag

"That chick is only Brown Bag Bangable"
"That guy is BBB"

by ChipsAnderson December 21, 2016

john wesley brown

The greatest friend you will ever have. That loves hard gives all and is great in bed.

John wesley Brown is a champion in the bedroom.

by Westipherbrown December 18, 2016

Brown Angel

A brown angel normally occurs in the morning, whilst hungover and either trying to squeeze out a fart, or sometimes whilst sneezing, and even though you are sure that you have followed through, upon sneaking off somewhere to check, you are relived to find out your jocks are clean and it was just another case of the Brown Angel..

"Hey, where did Frank go"

"He thinks he might have followed through, so he just sneaked off to the men's to check"
"Shit, hopefully there is a brown angel floating above him"..

by <h4rli3 May 14, 2022