Basically the traditional roles of man chasing woman and woman being pursued is switched. And she is after your dick hence dick-pining.
Guy 1: "Dude butterface is keeps dick-pining me and I don't know how to deal with it."
Guy 2: "Well you can either use her or lose her ... or both."
Guy 2: "Well you can either use her or lose her ... or both."
by goin' hoggin December 6, 2010
Get the Dick-pining mug.A dick that is short and fat. comparable with the fact Mario and Luigi have different heights and weights.
Basically a chode.
Basically a chode.
by tommyboygamer123 July 6, 2020
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Get the raisen dick mug.When you get dick so good that it humbles you and causes you to naturally submit to the man giving it. Dick so good that it makes tears stream down your face and you will want to cook, clean, and everything in between for the giver of the humbling dick.
Last night Justin gave me that humbling dick! I feel like a new woman. He domesticated me with his perfect cock and I love it!
by T.O.T.S. July 22, 2021
Get the Humbling Dick mug.A condition caused by constantly being submerged in swamp water. Symptoms of which include itchy red swollen feet, and loose fibers within the urethra. A pre-cursor to this condition may also be seen as boots filled with muskeg.
Ex. Mom I think I got the muskeg dick.
The other day I was walking in the swamp and seemed to have contracted the muskeg dick.
The other day I was walking in the swamp and seemed to have contracted the muskeg dick.
by TheeDragoon September 24, 2013
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