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hangover nut

Half-hearted masturbation the morning after a bender with the hope that jerking to completion will somehow help alleviate the symptoms of your hangover.
Q: Damn man why did you drain all of the hot water?

A: Sorry dude, I was trying to get that hangover nut.
by Connie Linquos March 12, 2014
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Nut Choker Pants

Guy's pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.
Nate wearing those nut choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.

Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those nut choker pants.

Nate's girlfriend finally went Lorena Bobbittn his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for nut choker pants.
by Ice86 November 30, 2022
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Nut-bag

A nut-bag is a fucking loser that can’t go a week without playing with there penis or watching porn
There are two examples: wow that guy over there is a nut-bag or you can say that guy over there is a Kenny
by Nut-bag November 22, 2021
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spider nut

by Peeweedle February 22, 2017
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Nut picking

To hold genital-preferences in potential romantic partners, especially in trans people . Derogatory.
don't go nut picking me because I'm pre-op. i have a good personality
by greg tamaki September 29, 2020
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SLAP MY NUTS

WHEN YOU GET MAD YOU WILL SAY SLAP MY NUTS
by anonymous October 27, 2021
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Ding-nut coach

A person who traines or coaches online salesman to sell xfinity products typically used in a negative connotation
"Are you done coaching those ding-nuts,it must be exhausting being a ding-nut coach "
by Ding-nut kid October 8, 2022
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