national cum inside me day

on April 3rd 2024 you are legally required to cum inside any and everyone

person 1: what day is it again? i forgot
person 2: today is april 3rd why?
person 1: that means it's national cum inside me day, you know what to do

by exvinity2222 April 03, 2024

cum hose

Slang for penis

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken his cum hose.

by woordhack January 07, 2025

cum hose

Slang for a man's penis.

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken delivery of his cum hose.

by woordhack January 07, 2025

Mint Pre-cum

Mint Pre-Cum is a mint juul pod.

Yo hit me with that mint pre-cum. Mmmmm some mint pre-cum

by Mint Pre Cum December 17, 2019

cummings invite

When you find out about a party that you felt you should have been invited to but never heard about it until later... You were cummings invited..

" Yo, "Tim's" bachelor party was the greatest ever! Why didn't you come?"

"I guess I got the cummings invited... Fucking asreholes...."

by old_beaver October 02, 2014

Drug cum

Drug cum is made when your partner ejaculates, and you insert drugs (cocaine, meth, etc.) into the cum and swallow the cum.

Luke and Amy were having delicious oral sex with each other. Luke kissed Amy on the vagina and cum started leaking from her. Luke went to his drawer and pulled out a bag of cocaine. He poured it into the cum and drank the drug cum.

by Your mother 6969 August 17, 2024

Cum Bogey

Cum in someones nose and let it drip out

She had a cum bogie after a facial

You should of seen her cum bogey

by Darkmoon514 November 17, 2020