penis

penis is so good

i love penis

by JHOUGIUDHO*WY{OUHOXP*&YWOUH{(& March 25, 2022

Penis

The male genitalia that can be located between a males legs, this goes for animals, too. Certain actions can be performed with a penis. You can penetrate horny women and men, preferably women, of course. Here is a small guide:

Step 1: Pull down you coverings, let penis show.

Step 2: Undress the woman.
Step 3: Shove your penis into her vagina.
Step 4: Enjoy the orgasm.
Bonus! You can look up *guides* such as “*sex.com*”. If you choose sex.com, click “go to older sex.com” you’ll find a proper and formal guide there.

Y/N (Male): “Ah, I’m horny. Want to suck my penis?”
Y/N (Female): “I’ll wait until it gets bigger, Y/N.”

by StarMaple December 10, 2021

Penis guzzling guy named john

A guy who guzzles glizzy named john.

"Look honey, its a Penis guzzling guy named john!"

by joe biren gives birth July 4, 2023

Penis

Stop looking up penis you pervert. If you want to see one then look it up somewhere else.

No one wants to see your penis.

by Wayde024 June 2, 2018

penis

A long work connected to the genitals and belongs in ur mouth

I have a penis

by UrboiShrek69 March 29, 2021

The Penis-Master

ARE YOU THE PENIS-MASTER!?!?

Hym "The Penis-Master bit was hilarious by the way. I had never even heard of Dave Landau until I saw him on the show but that bit popped up one day and, yeah, it was good. He's legit.'

by Hym Iam April 24, 2023

Penis

you already know what it means, why do you have to search it up!!!!

You are a Penis

by TYUGFCJYUGI^%&KUIGYFTY:OIUJN December 9, 2019