1 finger up and 1 finger side

You're type R(rare) with IDGAF mindset

1 finger up and 1 finger side are the most rare people on earth with IDGAF mindset

by Axeal October 09, 2022

Crusty Finger

A Crusty Finger is when the toilet paper splits and your finger passionately pierces your rectum, and you forget to wash your hand so the poo becomes crusty.

My mate ate a sandwich with a crusty finger.

by ISadlyHaveNoLife February 23, 2016

finger buster

When your finger bust through the tissue

I had a finger buster this morning

by Skinneydig December 23, 2022

Finger puppet

When a girl is giving you head and fingering your butt hole at the same time

Tonight I'm going to make Matt my finger puppet

by Mofugger333 June 27, 2015

martys sassuage fingers

Big martin Morris sassuage fingers

Marty fingered someone with his Martys sassuage fingers

by Mickkearney1888 March 07, 2020

Magnetic Fingers

When you or someone else cant keep their fingers to themselves

"Dude! She's MY girl! Keep your Magnetic Fingers to yourself!"

by BruhMeDown February 22, 2015

phantom fingered

When a man in a sitting position farts and it travels forward tickling the taint and balls on its quest for freedom

Dude I got phantom fingered at the movies last night

by 5753:78((8 November 28, 2015