no nut november

when you can’t eat peanuts in november (super hard challenge) also called NNN

k: hey did you fail no nut november yet?
m: yeah i had a my dads nut

by dookiefookie November 19, 2023

Nut Sack Turbulance

Nut Sack Turbulance can mean many things!

1) Randomly Grabbing your nut sack and stuff!

2) Nutting with your nut sack and stuff and it causes Turbulance because the Nut Sack keeps moving.

3) Nutting with your nut sack while watching porn or cartoon porn and your brother or friend interrupts you, so you have the "which online girl is hotter" contest while nutting and wearing pants. Usually ends in going to the gym later.

4) Nutting the sack and there's pants covering it while in random outside places or the bathroom or office.

In almost all scenarios, you achieve PNC, then the mind gets clearer. Then you go to the gym later.

Edward: Nutting the sack in the bathroom to get ready to talk about Wall Street stuff.

*Nut Sack Turbulance!

*Earthquake!

Achieves PNC. Mind gets clear.

Blah blah blah trading stuff.

Wealth increases.

Does ten push-ups!

by HawaiianPunch1 December 19, 2023

Nut Sack Turbulance

Nut Sack Turbulance is when you bust a nut to pr0n or cartoon pr0n and there's Turbulance. Sometimes you're just grabbing your nutsack and it causes mini Turbulance. You could probably bust to random videos and it causes Nut Sack Turbulance. Earthquakes and Destroyed cities and more. Not literally though, LOL!

Tyler: Busts to a random video or to pr0n with random music playing in the background or cartoon pr0n sometimes.

*Earthquakes!

*Destroying cities!

*Crushed buildings!

* Nut Sack Turbulance ends.

Andre: What did you do?! EVERYTHING IS DESTROYED!

Tyler: *Grabs nuts.

*mini Turbulance.

*mini Turbulance ends.

*goes for a run.

by CognitiveFuel December 21, 2023

Nut theft auto

The action in which a person gets high, then masturbates, then plays a Grand theft auto game of choice.

I will be right back gang! im going to nut theft auto

by smarttard December 22, 2023

No Nut Year

No nut November but to an even greater extent. This time, you are not allowed to cum for an entire year, from January 1st to December 31st. If you fail, you will be deemed a social outcast for the rest of your natural-born life. You will be castrated, unable to produce even a single drop of cum, and unable to procreate. Can you survive? Good luck.

I heard that insert person's name lost No Nut Year, and he lost his balls and his family and friends.
Weak ass motherfucker.

by GyattDayum23 January 1, 2024

A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare

*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.

Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."

by Hym Iam January 6, 2024

Ass Nuts

A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.

Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?

Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?

DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!

by Billy1298 January 9, 2024