Brown Christmas

When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.

After eating all that Chinese food last night, I shat a brown christmas right before the dawn.

by Smegmid December 24, 2023

Brown Christmas

When a guy shits in his partners vagina during sexual intercourse

Guy 1 "yo, have you ever done the brown Christmas with your girl"
Guy 2 "no, wtf?"

by Ragulishious January 09, 2024

Beantown Brown

A brown-skinned brotha that knows Boston like the back of his hand. (AKA Mr. Boston) He also takes on hopeless cases of white girls trying to obtain their "Ghetto Passes" and he enjoys Haitian food emmensely.

Amber: "Man, I wish I was more black."

Cliff: "No worries baby. Beantown Brown gonna hook you up!"

by Wannabe Urban Girl March 04, 2011

Brown-wyn (Bronwyn)

A name people use for people named Bronwyn when they mess up the attendance list.

"Is uhhh.. Brown-wyn (Bronwyn) here today?"

by kink_gay69 September 20, 2023

Brown sugar salmon

When a girl is sweet yet acts fishy about a situation

Boyfriend: who was that guy
Girlfriend: oh, nobody *gives boyfriend a kiss*
She’s a “brown sugar salmon”

by Pear6 June 23, 2021

allen brown

when a non-canine turns into a canine without using faith

allen was puzzled when allen brown took place.

by Gelly rolll October 20, 2017

Dalton Browned It

The act of shitting the bed, fucking up, and absolutely dropping the ball.

The milk maiden Dalton Browned it when she didn’t produce any milk from her subject.

by DirtyHoleBandit May 07, 2020