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Brown Nightmare

A brown nightmare is the name for when a person shits themselves in their sleep. A brown nightmare could be the result of an actual nightmare and pooping yourself out of fear, the product of a sickness such as the flu or Covid, or the result of eating greasy food before falling asleep.

A brown nightmare is NOT the result of a chronic disease such as Crohn's or IBS. It is also not related to the aptly named "sleeping shits".
Marcus: "Yo, did you hear that Austin had a brown nightmare last night?"
Evelyn: "Probably because of all that chili he ate before bed."
by DrPotatoSkins December 3, 2023
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Chloe Brown

Chloe Brown is the most amazing person you can meet, she deserves it all! She is so amazingly talented and so kind and so pretty. ALSO she is SO SMART BRO! If you meet Chloe Brown, you are sure to meet the best person I’ve ever met, my best friend. She is so funny, and a huge swiftie! You will love her forever and ever.
“Who’s that amazing, gorgeous, funny, cool, girl over there?”

“That’s my best friend! Chloe Brown!”
by Thattheatergirl1119 December 4, 2023
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Brown Baptism

when someone gets dunked into a bucket of shit, specifically diarrhea.
guy 1: why wasnt judy at school today?
guy 2: jack gave her a brown baptism and now shes in the hospital and smells like shit
guy 1: haha, dumbass!
by professional racist123 December 5, 2023
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Brown Slice

A brown slice likens someone to a single slice of toilet paper with poop on it
by five_mile_smile December 7, 2023
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Cootie Brown

The drunkest person at the party
damn ...I thought I was drunk last time. but Kelly took the cootie Brown award from me
by JEH3 December 8, 2023
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Dirty brown eyed stinker

When a man or woman pulls down their pants, places their asscheeks in someone’s face and farts.
My friend Tyler drank a couple of my beers last night, so I gave him a dirty brown eyed stinker while he was sleeping.
by Boner Bobby December 10, 2023
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