Why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue

This refers to a post by @gayprotofag that came viral

The post says "why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue and then an image of their notifications being red

by Gay Billie Joe February 20, 2025

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roll out the red carpet

laying out a towel before doing the deed whilst the female partner is undergoing her monthly expulsion of uterine lining

Delilah and I had to roll out the red carpet last night

by alfredhopper March 23, 2022

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I love eating red balls that are juicy and meaty.

by stefan18v December 18, 2023

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Just barely withholding death from a suicidal person as if denying orgasm to a person

by Accursed Realms March 30, 2022

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The opposite of blue balls.

When a male has ejaculated so much that he experiences pain or tenderness in his testicles; this may occur the next day.

My balls hurt.

Is it blue balls?
No, I think it's the opposite.

Red balls?
Yeah, I have red balls.

by Revelcer May 22, 2018

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when you slide down a metal slide in the summer naked

bro got red balls from sliding down that metal slide naked

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When a man does not succumb to his nuts exploding from being so horny gaining super powers including starting fires with his mind.

Patient: My testicles are killing me.

Doctor: You probably have red balls. Put ice on it.

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