Monkey Fencing

When gay men swing their cocks against each other like they’re fencing

Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson monkey fencing for the afc championship, imagine that

by Poopball January 11, 2025

Bottle Monkey

An incompetent bartender.

"That dumb guy behind the bar didn't know what he was doing; typical bottle monkey, just grabbing bottles and pouring them like some animal, with no knowledge or ability."

by Or,Well81 June 27, 2023

monkey hiller

Short dumb fuck

Thomas Gordinier is a monkey hiller

by T DOG69 April 3, 2024

monkey man

A monkey man is someone familiar that you meat on rare occurrences multiple times kind of like a shiny pokemon: you're very happy when you meet them.

Oh look! That's the monkey man!

by Monkebru April 27, 2021

hrid monkey pox

A Indian kid with monkey pox that looks like a milk dud

My friend is a hrid monkey pox bro

by A crappy Alienware PC August 18, 2024

marijuana monkey

The Ilminster urban legend. Known for her obsession with weed.

Example: "hey, I saw that marijuana monkey around town again today"

Example 2: "not gonna lie, marijuana monkey is pretty hot"

by Violet vengeance August 23, 2017

Heat monkey

A heat monkey is a African male who takes care of peoples fire and is hired like a indentured servant, heat monkeys are native to Africa but their is many meaning to heat monkey but this is one of the most common definitions

Rich white guy: Oh heat monkey can you please start me a fire I’m very cold

Heat monkey: yes sir

by SirMeeseeks7 May 24, 2022