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Friendship poop 

The act of two people taking a poop simultaneously sharing a toilet with one person in front and the other behind.
There was only one workable toilet left, forcing Timmy and Billy to break down that final barrier by taking a friendship poop.

friend finder 

n. A person who tries to hard to make friends and instead scares people off. Also, an annoying or socially clueless person desperately trying and failing to be liked.
Don''t invite Mary to the party! She's a real friend finder - I spent half the night trying to shake her at the last one.
friend finder by Lex Sleuthor July 11, 2009

Pocket Friend 

one group of friends that you keep separate from another group for fear of incompatibilty or just lazyness
Pocket Friend by Rebekah Browder January 13, 2011
a friend who is only your friend at work
At work I do not have any friends, only co-friends and that is because friends at work do not mix.

Or
I only have one co-friend at work and that is Kendhal. We do everything together like take lunches and breaks together, we email each all the time but one thing we never do is hang with each other outside of work, because we are only friends at work.
co-friend by UrbanAsh January 15, 2012

Friendsgiving 

Friendsgiving: the day of the year you want to be thankful for your wonderful friends but end up getting frustrated with them all instead because no one gives a turd about your plans or what part of the day you are looking forward toward.
Mariah made a Friendsgiving event but none of us want to hike so we are all going to bail on her for that part of the day even though she was most excited for it.
Friendsgiving by Josh Kawlie October 14, 2017

strategic friendship default 

Occurs when the debt owed from a friendly bet between two friends rises to an uncomfortable level causing one friend to cut ties with the other in lieu of paying up.
Robbie: "Did Justin ever make good on that golf wager you two made"

Randy: "Wouldn't know, he hasn't talked to me in weeks and he won't return my emails."

Robbie: "Sounds like you are the victim of a strategic friendship default."
Word of the Day on July 29, 2010