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by POOPYKATELYN April 18, 2022

Cum

why do you fucking waste your precious time in writing smut and posting it here as a definition.

someone looking up cum: why am i cumming?
me: well its because you are being horny by looking at the smut people have written here
now go... uhh not be horny, yeah.

by 🤡🤡🤡amogus🤡🤡🤡 April 20, 2022

Cum

What I do when I see your mum

Yo bro, Bella is so hot I'm gonna cum

by five weenies April 20, 2022

Cum monkey

when someone crawls all over you while cumming, like a snail trail but with more action

He was such a cum monkey last night.

by Corpsestillborn December 28, 2020

Cum

A great big sticky mess that comes out of your penis after sexual intercourse or from watching step sis porn

Mum: Omg is that cum
Me: yea that was from when I watched step sis porn

by Givbbgbn December 31, 2020

Cum Bandit

A woman who makes their boyfriend act more feminine

Did you hear about John’s new girlfriend? She’s a total Cum Bandit!

by Daddycumonme January 4, 2021

CUM

Refers to the 3 DeFi cryptocurrencies COMP, UNI, MKR.

"Did you choose CUM?"
"No, I prefer ASS over CUM."

by decentraleo January 6, 2021