by Dr. Helpy Helperton April 12, 2019
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The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
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by jlove6166 April 29, 2020
Get the Blue Shitting mug.A loosely organized network of Democrat voters, politicians and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories such as the Russia Hoax, Jussie Smollett hoax, Ukraine hoax, Covington Kids hoax, and Brett Kavanaugh hoax.
Blue Anon adherents fervently believe that right-wing extremists are going to storm Capitol Hill any day now and "remove" lawmakers from office, hence the need for the deployment of thousands of National Guard stationed at the U.S. Capitol.
Blue Anon adherents fervently believe that right-wing extremists are going to storm Capitol Hill any day now and "remove" lawmakers from office, hence the need for the deployment of thousands of National Guard stationed at the U.S. Capitol.
Hey, did you see that brave Democrat sitting on the Capitol Steps on March 5 to "send a message to QAnon?"
"Uh, yeah, that was Blue Anon, yo."
"Uh, yeah, that was Blue Anon, yo."
by kccmclain March 7, 2021
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Ryan Keith Sams-hite acquired the newest galaxy right before seeing an ad for the iPhone 6 causing him to contract the latest technology blues.
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Girl: It's pumping, I'm about to make it blue.
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Girl: It's pumping, I'm about to make it blue.
Guy: You on some Blue Pump-Shotgun shit? This ain't Fortnite, chill!
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