When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.
Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"
Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.
Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.
Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.
Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.
by Albino Whino July 10, 2018
1. To declare the event of the group-consumption of pizza
2. To declare danger and the need to escape from somewhere due to a pizza related threat
2. To declare danger and the need to escape from somewhere due to a pizza related threat
by [INSERT A PSEUDONYM HERE] August 13, 2023
by jiraf22 July 01, 2018
A euphemism for sexual intercourse.
having multiple meanings:
1) you last for only 2 strokes
2) you go for two rounds
hence the name "The Two Time"
having multiple meanings:
1) you last for only 2 strokes
2) you go for two rounds
hence the name "The Two Time"
"so you gave her The Two Time"
by Treyed-mark September 29, 2023
The two time 1993-94 Blockbuster video game champion, with a 6'8 frame running on pure fuel, Dr. Disrespect.
Dude 1: Hey dude have you heard of "the two time"?
Dude 2: No, who is that??
Dude 1: Bro he's the 1993-94 Blockbuster game champ!
Dude 2: No, who is that??
Dude 1: Bro he's the 1993-94 Blockbuster game champ!
by Jimmy's Dean January 31, 2024
by MikeyTV10 February 23, 2024
In her book Overwhelmed, author Brigid Schulte makes an important distinction between time chunks and time confetti.
by zodiacoflom March 04, 2015