Ur mom

A hairy slut whale with every std known to man with 20 tits and a second ass

Timmy: Hey fat bitch is it just me or am i whale watching. jon: dont call my mom a whale. Jons mom: (whale noises) timmy: i can call ur mom what i want. Jons mom: (angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

Jimmy's mom

Jimmy Neutron's mother. The phrase Jimmy's mom is usually said by Carl Wheezer.

"I don't know, maybe we could hang out with Jimmy's mom"

by juice0 November 1, 2022

your mom

Your mom is the comeback of the year. Say this if you want to own somebody's face.

Friend: What time is it?
Me: Your mom

by nig*erfaggot October 31, 2017

trash mom

Worse than a dead beat mom. Gives children up for adoption to start family with new guy. Lives in trash piles so moldy and slimey even Cynthia Silvia Stout would have taken the garbage out. Doesn’t care about well-being of children just wants free food and free place to live.

She has a trash mom.

That trash mom trades sandwiches for sexual favors.

by BitchTitBag July 29, 2021

UR MOM

This word is meant to offend people that don't have moms and kids that are orphans!

Ur mom was so stunned she left the hospital as soon as she saw you!

by KILLUA face July 22, 2022

Your mom

Verb: Your mom means that theres a pig amongst us... a fat bitch... which is, you guessed it, your mom

Your mom is so fat, when she fell, i didnt laugh. but the floor cracked up!

by FRMac December 19, 2022

ur mom

Somebody i really love.

"Hm what's your type?"
"ur mom<3"

by i swear im not a simp. November 22, 2021