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Jesus cat

extremely thicc cat, loves booty rubs can open drawers cabinets and doors, has an owner named heaven and can pray to them and they will answer your prayer.
DAMN THAT CATS A THICC BOIII

damn your right must be a Jesus cat
by JESUS.THE.CAT.LOVES.ME123 November 4, 2019
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Cat Girlfriend

Sundew
by Henry K. Winters April 1, 2024
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Cat

Mysterious, beautiful great and fluffy! They say no a lot! They can be annoying but really nice at the same time. And mine loves my computer!
by Ruth my cat February 5, 2019
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SugarPlum (The Cat)

The cat poops on the floor plus the bed and if all because we left for one day..the cat now has depression and shit on u and me plus makes a cacophony! (I am now Dr.Suess) HAHAAHAH
SugarPlum (The Cat) took a shat again!
by Felix Kanky July 14, 2022
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Cat ghost

I had a bad day. Coffee spilled all over. It was the cat ghost.
by Chair forced biotch May 27, 2017
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cat

most commonly found as a small animal that lives in houses or the streets if its your pet and its hairless its the worst little ducker ever. one moment it'll be cuddly and happy and then THE NEXT ITLL TRU TO DUCKING RIP YOUR EYES TO SHREDDS!1!!!!1!11!1!1!1!1111111!1!1!1!1 then it'll force you to get up and open the door for it because it wants to go eat some more of that tuna it didn't finish last night by meowing with their annoying little voice until you do it because your bouta cry of frustration from its annoying ass voice and sometimes they can be the cutest thing ever.
person a- 'aww my cat is cuddling me. oops I started head banging me and now I'm bleeding on my stomach. AHH SHE WANTS OUTA THE ROOM NOW."
person b-'you good?'
person a-'yeah yeah its just a normal day of being a cat owner.'
by the duck thing December 20, 2022
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cat

it is cat
by my phone number 34334 743087 February 22, 2023
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