what the helly

this phrase describes a state of being surprised, startled, or shocked whenever something unexpected or unpleasant occurs

person 1: now my mom knows i drink piss
person 2: what the helly

by ALOEHA April 19, 2025

What else

Hmmm...

Hym "What else did I say? I said I would stab a kid, that I would kill and kill and I would not stop, I said I would give AOC a slap and would bang, I said I would walk Taylor Swift around on a leash if I had a fat cock, I said I would lock some goth chick in a tower, I said I would do a DC sniper, I said I would drive over children and or mothers walking their babies in strollers, I said I would nuke Israel because I'm tired of hearing about it and LOOK WHO WAS RIGHT ABOUT THAT ONE THEY ARE ACTIVELY DOING A GENOCIDE! I said I would buy a loft with my AI money, I said I would kill Elon's kids and re-breed his baby-mommas, I said I would fuck Jordan Peterson's daughter because she's a filthy slut, I'd cut of the retard's face and wear it as my face, fuck a tranny, I would collab with Lady Gaga as GooGoo Man (which I kind of did) and no you can't give her producer my money to get me to surrender, I said I would cure cancer and then throw away the cure (or was that Lex Luthor OR was the Lex Luthor based on me?), I said I would have bad sex with Destiny's wife who might actually be MY wife and he might be a literal rapist who's on the loose so either imprison and/or kill him, Ummm... Bend Megyn Kelly over a horse and give her a spanking, murder a child and kill myself if I don't get credit and payment for creating that AI just there, Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh.... I'm sure there's more but none of that is going to matter if I don't get that credit and or money."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2025

What's causing all the autism

I don't know, stop fucking your sister maybe. You God told you not to fuck your sister. You did it anyway. And then you started a cult to extole the virtues of sister fucking.

Hym "What's causing all the autism? Probably all the incest, quasi-incest, and accidental genetically similar attraction incest. Let, she looks like your sister because you live in the same family tree somewhere down the line. You made an incest cult. Stop fucking your sister or stop complaining about the autism. You can't have it bith ways."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2025

What if it breaks?

A phrase used to describe the feeling of apprehension when you’re on an escalator and you start wondering about what would happen if it broke like that one time in Rome at the sports match. May be repeated over and over until it becomes merely a joke rather than a genuine concern.

Me: Guys, I went on an escalator yesterday and I couldn’t stop wondering, “what if it breaks?”

by ✨Mynoduesp✨ February 1, 2026

Whataboutism Fallacy Fallacy

The mistake of dismissing a valid accusation of hypocrisy or inconsistency as mere Whataboutism. While true Whataboutism deflects from a topic by raising an irrelevant counter-accusation, this fallacy fallacy occurs when the counter-accusation is directly relevant to exposing double standards or bad faith in the original argument. Crying "Whataboutism!" in such cases is a cheap way to avoid addressing the substantive point about equitable principle.

Whataboutism Fallacy Fallacy Example: Nation A condemns Nation B for electoral interference. Nation B replies, "You have funded coups in ten countries this decade." If Nation A's media declares this "classic Whataboutism," they commit the Whataboutism Fallacy Fallacy. The reply is not a deflection; it's a crucial challenge to Nation A's moral authority and the consistency of the applied principle.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026

what is this tech

if someone’s doing something shocking or new you say, “what is this tech?”

Example 1:

*Mr Adam, using a new math formula*

Mark: “yoo what is this tech?”

Example 2:

*you get killed in a video game*
You: “yoo what is this tech”

by makisxo February 23, 2026

What the fuck

A corruption of "What's the fuss?" that has somehow turned from neutral into a profanity

I just opened my inbox and what the fuck, I got three emails about a meeting that doesn’t exist.

by Emotional Cruiser March 28, 2026