Matthew's penis

A very average dick. Some might even say slightly below average.

"Did you hear about John? He's got Matthew's penis"

by MattDidAThing April 30, 2023

PENIS BOWLING

When a group people with penis(s) engage in PENIS BOWLING they are setting their dicks up as pins while another rolls a bowling ball off a ledge as to land on the men. The last one to leave the group wins.

Yo James wanted to know if you would like to join us for a game of PENIS BOWLING

by lookitup! May 5, 2023

penis

the 53 dfined by the 2. in time it all comes around. five men wandered across the arid sahara with nothing but honey and beeswax in their pouches. when the time came for hydration they had no hcoice but the drink from the penis. thank you for your time

penis penis

by henry cow May 5, 2023

penis

the penis goes in the arse.

ernesto just had penis

by sexbot69996 May 7, 2023

big penis gameplay

its when you play games with a big penis

wow i watched a big penis gameplay last night it was crazy

by Onur Muslu May 11, 2023

Kentucky Fried Penis

Kentucky Fried Penis is when the woman gets a man to agree to have sex with her to get the man's penis to fuck it to try and make it turn into a hotdog or smoked sausage.

Today my girlfriend wanted to have sex with me to make a Kentucky Fried Penis. She said let's get that raw Kentucky Fried Penis cooked in my human oven.

by Applebutter1991 May 13, 2023

Penis

The legendary sword of birth that hangs off a guys groin. This hot dog plays a key role in sex. Without the penis you will have to suck each others pussies. The penis can be inserted into anything, the mouth, ass, tits, pussy or even a jar.

Penis. Just Penis...

by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023