Little Cousin at the Party Syndrome

Common signs of LCPS are:
- Obstruction of views when gaming of any form (i.e. board games, video games, outside sports, etc.)
- General salt as a result of losing

- Believing they are the hottest shit ever when winning

- Tries desperately in an attempt to 1-up at everything
- Extreme asshole behavior

As the name implies, the symptoms of LCPS are exhibited by annoying, distantly related family members at family party/gatherings and it always results in the feeling of everyone at around the same age range (and higher in more extreme cases) being annoyed and wishing, or doing, physical harm upon that family member.

Across the world, LCPS is most common based on relative factors like holidays and the birthday's of family members. People with LCPS often experience flair ups and sometimes worsening symptoms (at the entire fault of their own).

If you or a love one has LCPS, please seek attention in a way that doesn't piss everyone off, or get a fucking hobby.

Jamal: "Me and another family member where playing Smash Bros and he smacked the controller out of my hand and I lost!"

Daniel: "That's a classic case Little Cousin at the Party Syndrome ngl."

by Holanimus Horsel March 4, 2024

the funky magic dick party

A first discovery in infinite craft that i am very proud of
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music

Hey Theo, you coming to the funky magic dick party? oh wait i forgot that you are way too fucking short

by thiccjim March 5, 2024

Blizzard Party

When there's so much snow, you hang out with your neighbors (because you're trapped) and just dgaf.

There was so much snow on Crossbridge that Caleb threw a Blizzard Party when it hit 16".

by Crossbridge Crew March 13, 2024

Reverse surprise party

A party in which, instead of the person/people of honor being surprised, the guests are surprised.

Hey y'all, you're cordially invited to my reverse surprise party to celebrate my 50th birthday... tonight, at 7pm! Be there or be square! Surprise, bitches!!!

by schroeheme March 14, 2024

Laundry Party

When everyone shows up to your house in their dirty clothes, get naked and drink cocktails while their clothes are in the wash. Leaving clean as a whistle, loose as a thistle.

A laundry party is a fine way to clean your clothes AND get to know your neighbors!

by Definer of Leisure March 17, 2024

peanut party

an act in witch you lather up in peanut butter than jack off in a circle with your buddies

I had a peanut party with my best buddies

by BinsterBelgium March 19, 2024

Soyjak party

Soyjak.party / 'party (typically called sharty) is an e-KKK that attempts to generate seethe upon communities, based on the open source “vi-chan” (since 2012.) it has its main userbase & culture generated from 4chans banned / defunct /qa/ board (pronounced k-way). it is known to be a derogatory troll site that encouraged doxxing individuals until february of 2024.

it has 23 boards on its top bar. (Excluding booru, wiki, tf2 and daily jak) also excluding hidden ones like /giga/ and /r9k/ (derived from 4chans r9k board)

I will not go into its culture. Just know its basically identical to 4chan, it is a troll site that does not deserve attention. They want to troll you to generate seethe for their meathead type brains.

Soyjak party; troll site used for seethe.

by jjhabahgggggg March 22, 2024