That tizzle off the hizzle foshizzle

"That is off the hook for real" would be the literal meaning of the phrase. It means that something is extremely novel and interesting, and that you're dumb enough to think you sound cool adding "izzle" to the end of your words.

Dude A: Hey dude, have you seen Frank's new car?
Dude B: Why yes I have. That tizzle off the hizzle foshizzle.
Dude A: WTF?!?!?!

by Rosekelly June 22, 2008

having one off the wrist

Another way of saying I'm going to masterbate

I put a lock on your door so your mum can't catch you having one off the wrist

by Wanglerz July 23, 2017

taking my socks off

a slang reference to having sex, because you take your socks off before you have sex, signals when sexual intercourse is about to begin

Yo, tonight I am definitely going to be taking my socks off, I'm going over to my girl's house.

by JTodd28 March 9, 2011

bare bottom slap-off

An activity where two men stand side by side, and take turns slapping each other on the ass as hard as possible.

Russ: You are an asshole!
Chris: Oh yeah? Well, I challenge you to a bare bottom slap-off!
Russ: It's on like donkey kong!
Chris: Let me get on my ass-less chaps first!

by Der Red Baron September 1, 2006

bite your face off

When you are really really really really really mad at someone

If you don't stop I'll bite your face off

by Santaclaus7 October 11, 2015

Cut off a dick day

On April 12th cut off a dick. Preferably that of a perv.

Creep’s friend: Oh man, you should stop creeping on that girl, it’s cut off a dick day tomorrow

Creep: oh shit gotta keep it no matter how small

by Take a hint. May 25, 2018

are you jerking me off?

a term you say when something happens that pisses you off or irritates you

Jimmy: hey did you study for the big test
Me: what test?
Jimmy: the English test
Me: are you jerking me off? We had a test today

by Peanutlicker36 August 15, 2016