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Penis

Today is national put your penis in a girls booty day
by Gay midget porn January 28, 2023
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Micro Penis

a conditiion where your dick looks like a smurf but is not blue. Scientist need a miroscope to see that dick.
You boi you have Micro Penis cuz.
by Pyscho x NIba13 May 16, 2019
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Penis

Your Weiner
by The suckin ducky May 29, 2018
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Penis ride

Sexual intercourse involving a penis, referring to the penetratIng party lying down while the person being penetrated sits on top of the penis. It’s a penis ride!
Man: Hey babe you wanna have a penis ride when I get home from work?

Woman: Yes! I’ll bring my cowgirl hat!
by anonymous November 9, 2025
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Ferocious Penis Fart

A ferocious penis fart when a person is giving head and cum comes out as gas
I was trying to practice giving head with a blow up doll but my slong had a Ferocious Penis Fart made my doll pop
by Dickens In your mother June 21, 2020
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Penis

A male genitalia. To pleasure it, it can be sucked or stroked or put into an ass or pussy
Jamie: dayum girl you got a nice ass… *gropes hailey’s soft buttcheek*
Hailey: mhhhh~ Jamie… you know your Allie will be mad if you go for me..~
Jamie: oh she won’t be home for a while sweetie.. now let’s see that beautiful pink pussy I love so much..
*Jamie unzips and pulls out his large 7-inch Penis. He has a raging boner from even just Hailey’s presence.g
Hailey: mhhh~. You’re ready today daddy~~

*Hailey stares at Jamie’s throbbing member. It was huge and rock hard, practically begging to please a woman.
Hailey: oh.. this is gonna be fun~
*Haily starts to suck his cock, swirling her tongue around the tip, caressing his opening carefully. She fondled his balls lovingly and gave him lots of attention*
Jamie: o-oh baby mhhff~ ah- ohh~ Y-youre so g-good.. ahh~
……
Allie: *behind bedroom door* I fucking knew it.
by FlimFlamFan January 7, 2022
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Penis

The male sex organ, with two purposes:
-Sending sperm through sexual intercourse
-Urinating
by yahmo1390 November 26, 2023
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