nut nirvana

the sensation one feels when they are so excited they feel the sensations buddhists describe as ‘nirvana’. The sensation can occur in many places near or around the genitals

I am feeling so nut nirvana today because I did good on my math quiz

by reettttttttttt May 2, 2023

Nervous Nutting

The process in which a guy becomes aroused and blows a load due to being too nervous.

Dave stared at his math test and became extremely nervous and developed the nervous nutting.

by Tjones36 July 5, 2017

falcon nut

The act of wailing your arms like a falcon when you nut

I did a falcon nut last night with my brother

by Master.Baiter.69 February 22, 2025

Deez nuts

Cool

Deez nuts in you jaws

by Ice did February 23, 2022

Gorilla Nut

Noun

1. A term to describe the physical condition in which a male of any species has one testicle at least 2.5 times the size of the other. The bigger of the 2 is called the "Gorilla Nut." The smaller of the 2 has not yet been defined and pales in comparison. This Gorilla Nut hangs much further down than the other and sometimes can even hang lower than the penis. There is no such thing as Gorilla Nut(s) because it only occurs in a lopsided or disproportionate nutsack.

"If you've ever seen a man with an exposed testicle, it's usually the gorilla nut."

by billebllunt December 10, 2013

nut thumpin

To have one of your nuts hit the clitoris during intercourse.

Bro, I was banging this girl doggy style last night with such elegance that it had me nut thumpin her so hard she stored my name as thumper in her phone.

by Keeping it real February 15, 2017

Nut chips

When you rub chips on you balls then offer it to a friend. He will think your being a kind person offering to share your snack but he has no idea.

This one time at band camp, joe ate hunters nut chips.

Hey man im going to give that fucking midget over there some nut chips

by Dr.Sexy_M.D. August 2, 2018